Saturday, 24 March 2012

The whys and wherefores

Why HISTORY ?

It may be wondered why I have decided to embark on something as ambitious as HISTORY, THE TRINITY  [COUNT1NG NUMB3RS; THE AGE of the EARTH;ORIGIN of the SPECIES] so I will just explain the compelling reasons that have led me to decide to do what is said to be impossible.
For starters, it CAN NOT be done, which is why I am doing it, because as all succeeding generations from the ones who were so wise they KNEW what was impossible have found, everything is impossible till it is done, so, since the possible is boring and was impossible until it was first done, I have decided to do that which can not be done. To me the fact that it can not be done is compelling enough, but that is not the whole reason, although for anyone with more guts than caution, it usually suffices.

However, everyone must have a boring reason to satisfy the plodding, cautious majority who are the custodians of "common sense" so here are a few reasons that I hide behind, just so that I make everybody squirm a bit...

 People believed the guy below when he said that "energy", [something that can neither be measured nor felt, but which somehow entered the equation] can be made into matter, and for me what matters is that this other thing was the direct result!
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E = mc  

 The problem is not that what the guy said was nonsense, no, [even the comedian Charlie Chaplin is said to have remarked that he, Chaplin, was famous because everybody understood him, while the guy was famous because what he said made no sense], the problem I, a lateral thinker, have with the whole setup is; How did the thing get from the blackboard to the great big KABOOM in the first place?

That part I have covered in COUNT1NG NUMB3RS, the first part of the trilogy, because it shows just where exactly the theory fell short of the engineering, or vice-versa, so that makes quite interesting reading, but then one does not have to take my word for it, one must read the book... and hence, unfortunately... have to take my word for it, which is a bit ludicrous when you think of it.
 As for God, He only makes an appearance in the third person in the final stages of the book, so one does not have to worry about this being a religious book at all. It is not, but it is, nevertheless, a book that dares to look at all things regularly swept under the rug in a very candid and forthright manner, since I tend to have seriously iconoclastic views on everything.
Then there is the even bigger IMPOSSIBLE, the part about how long we have been around, and that is where these other guys show up, based on how they have been "dated", even though in those days there were no all-night clubs.  

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Now if any of these guys had asked any one out, the "date" would have been of the kind where "having you for dinner" would have taken on  a distinctly terminal meaning, and I am very sure that this supposed pre-cursor of "homo sapiens" was not as adept at playing cards as he appears on the reproduction. To him...I assume it is a "he"?... the word 'club' was definitely  not joined to 'night'; it was most usually joined to his hand, and he did not have to keep anyone in the dark about it.

Again, in this case, God appears in the third person, in the book Age of the EARTH , with the spotlight being on biblical chronology in the practical world, and of course, the evidence must speak for itself.

 HISTORY (iii) The Origin of the Species, comes as the last of the trilogy, also riding piggy-back on the discoveries in the first two, but boldly going where no other person has gone before...

But for now the emphasis is on

           HISTORY i ;COUNT1NG NUMB3RS 


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