Saturday, 12 May 2012

Heard about second thoughts?

They say second thoughts are the worst of thoughts, but what do THEY know? They always have to have some axiom to explain events in life, as though everything has to happen simply because some grey-head [well, in these days these are most likely the type of guys who walk around with the butt-crack visible ABOVE the trouser line, or, if women, for the sake of 'equality', above it...work that out!] and they say that this can only happen because, a long time ago, in the year of the locust-with-the-scented-wings, it actually ALMOST happened! So it should always almost happen everytime, because it did once!










Anyway, back to second thoughts!


Why run away? Why give up so much fun? Look at the entertainment Obama is providing, and how so much better he is than Reality TV? People, you SHOULD elect him simply so that I keep myself amused, and see his antics... he is so much better than Mugabe with his "Blair, keep your England and I will keep MY Zimbabwe" speech.


Please elect him into office. This other guy is so much less fun: tying his dog to a car roof, and all those sad little stories about wealth and the stiff upper lip of the well-bred and holier-than-thou crew;- let us face it, politics will be so dull!


Anyway, anyway...that is anyway squared, right?


I have had second thoughts: I took the OLD ones and actually put them aside, and took on NEW ones, do you see?


I have decided to take God's advice and Be MYSELF...only when God says something, it is never "advice", right?


So, I will, henceforth and HERE AFTER and even HENCE THIRD and HENCE second as well, BE MYSELF, and not the God-fearing, people-liking person many would expect.


And I will make you pay me US$250m just to maintain the lifestyle that comes with the lavish coming of age that is going to happen, when I, yours truly, become me, mine truly!


I am trying to figure out just how to put on the pressure so that I get EXACTLY what I want, all of it, at once! No negotiations...


MMMH, What shall it be?


Do I slowly begin to dribble foundation truths, in every media, about modern Number Theory so I get noticed or do I become like a virus and just start spreading everything everywhere about mathematics so that even the most skeptical and staid start taking notice... since it is a well know fact that ANYONE can find fault but ONLY the one who knows can find the solution?


Eenie meenie, minie more, what do I have for you all in store?