So I did CHANGE, and the change was just a change of focus, from the mere mundane matters to firmly on God, and of course, that meant reliquishing control of events and, as Christians are fond of saying, letting go and letting God...
That involved sacrificing my freedom to do as I chose to, and that was, in effect, a sacrifice, and so, on Friday, I presented myself before God as I was, no frills, and let Him know just what was on my mind, and, as it is written about an altar stone; that one ought not to put a tool on it, to shape it otherwise he would pollute it, I also pointed out how inacceptable having The Holy Spirit in my life would be...amomg other things.
Such as the fact that I had NOT been looking for a wife, but now THIS little woman was constantly checking up on me, and thought I was that INTO her when all I did was take pity on her the first time I saw her, and NOW, what with The Holy Spirit muddying the waters and all, I would either have to leave her to a bleak life...since I do not love her, or spend an inordinate amount of time trying to get her to see that I can not have anything to do with her daughter, because the stupid ex of hers will be forever laughing at me for being pussy whipped when in effect the fact that she has a daughter means that she was pulling the strings behind the scenes even when they were married, and the idiot was the one who was pussy whipped, and it is only a matter of pride with me, and pity, that makes me NOT let her go.
I further pointed out that I had in effect found better women, at first glance, than the little woman, and that the only reason I would ever let my pity cause me to take her with me would be if they came along as well, and so, I listed the 10 I had said were The Holy Spirit's mistakes, then also the four mothers, then also...the rest, and these were somehow linked to her, some being famous, some not as well known:
15) A blond woman whom I saw on Friday with an elderly woman, and those sexy black tights things, as they walked towards Pick and Pay in Fish-Hoek, around 10;20am. The woman had her hair in a pony tail.
16)Librarian who when I used to stand before HER and grin, would ask me, "Well, Mr Viceroy, why are you bothering me, what do you want?" and I would reply, "Its your pretty face, and could I have another session?"...Now SHE has a ring, on the wedding finger, and I was just being lighthearted when I spoke...she took it seriously, seriously enough tomake trouble for me when I asked somebody ELSE for extra internet access. Now, it is written, "You shall not commit adultery", and God Himself gave out THAT law, so, I will NOT be an adult, I will remain a juvenile, and take her. It is also written "You shall NOT covet your neighbour's wife, or ass, or anything that belongs to your neighbour", and, since THAT means the women are, from God's view, a man's Possession, and known by longing for the man, then that means that woman is, by rights, mine...something that the little woman I wanted to show the truth of things NEVER got.
17) This young chick who was on the train with me last summer, who got off at Simonstown and when I went to the beach, she lay down on the beach as well, and, as I was passing her, she "involuntarily" opened her legs...body language saying something opposite to what I expected; that when woman is lying on the beach with a bikini top and blue underwear, if a man passes in fron of her she will CLOSE her legs,... so she comes too.
18) talking of summer, she is famous for having somebody NEVER forgetting what she did a previous summer, twice, and now SHE hears Ghost whispering... .
19)This one, on the other hand, actually starred as The person with a face that launched numerous ships with fifty men each in it, although it turned out that it was only to save face... .
20) when the little woman tried to get me to back off, she told me she had found a substitute, bringing to mind the words of Gregory Isaacs song, "Substitute", "Susan told me to leave since she is a woman who is cute/ All of a sudden she said, how that she had found a substitute", so, she is, to me, "suddenly Susan, and unlike Isaacs, who Biblically meant "the one who laughs", this is NO joke.
21)This one is the best among women for bashing a ball with her hands, and making no racket, and she does tower above most men, even me, yet this Mary is NOT the mother of The Lamb of God...
22)Change the last letter of her first name and she will become The First Ever Woman, and there is two more letters to "a mend"
23)She was NOT talking about how, "I thought that I could take it but that I dont know/ You told me you were gonna leave her for me a long time ago" and she was told, "Eventually I will but I just wanna take it slow, dont wanna break her heart although I gotta let her go...", Well, I do not intend to let her go, so better broken than forsaken...
24)When told that three quarters of all relationships formed under pressure never lasted, she said "Ok, we will base it on sex then", the first sensible thing I ever heard from a woman.
25) She has a name like candy, with ice, which is nice, although I worry about her feminine leanings to the left, and she is a mother, with an even younger daughter than the little woman, but I would rather she was first, because I have seen her, and she is definitely struggling, and I AM acquainted with her mother, and,to quote King Julian in Madagascar, I have decided to build my palace there, and so, she must relocate the riffraff, and fill up the holes.
THEN, there is my beef with Obama, and I would NOT really be able to live it down if NOTHING was done about it...I want The US$500m
Any way, those were the issues I had that kept me awake all of Friday Night till Saturday dawn, and when the sun came up, I signed off, and waited on God to have His say, and as, one can imagine, I was not really hopeful, since all I was was just angry, and saw no real light in this unending tunnel, and I was really downcast...something which lasted till just after midday, because THEN, I saw this woman that made me look up to God again and say, "WOW!!! . Father, I HOPE You are saying what I Hope You are saying because THAT is the Ultimate woman RIGHT THERE!"
And He was.
God, you see, does not want sacrifice, but steadfast love, and while He did not reject the fact that I would have to be tied down with these 25 women, He also realised that I needed somebody OF MY OWN, someone to walk around with me, someone to make me happy, a special possession of my very own, someone I will have as my very own assistant, a tonic, a laxative, someone I would be very happy to wake up with every morning. Of course I would help these other women, materially and all that, releasing them from financial burdens and all that, but I needed something to make me get up and go, ad SHE was it...
She was lying on the beach in Simonstown, and funny enough the first thing I noticed was the fact that as she lay on her back her breasts, showing beneath her white (with black markings) top were perfect. Not minuscule, and not too large, and she was reading this book called "Shopaholic girl" with her head to one side so I did not get to see whather face was like, and all I saw was that she had raven black hair, NOT the bleached type that shows wear. I passed her by, and came again for another look.This time she lay on her back, and I was interested in her face, but saw her behind instead. Remember I said that the divorced woman was the sexiest thing I had seen. She was upsttaged by this girl, because it was only then that I discovered she was wearing the black thingy too, them whatchimacallums which seem painted on to women, revealing everything while giving nothing away. On a scale of one to ten she was a flat out 15!
Then I came by AGAIN, and got to see her face, and I was floored, and THIS time I was impressed, because she was everything I wanted, and I said, "God, HER! and I am good to go".
So, well, that is how it is. The Holy Spirit is my enemy, not my friend, and we will slug it out in the coming years till He gives in, because, you see, I do not know how to back down. Fortunately, I will DO nothing, except show the facts, and that means I will leave no lasting legacy, nor will I leave anything of mine behind.
By the time I am done, everyone will KNOW that God is not only real, but only He is worth worship.
So prepare for academic war, or virtual war, whichever!!!
That involved sacrificing my freedom to do as I chose to, and that was, in effect, a sacrifice, and so, on Friday, I presented myself before God as I was, no frills, and let Him know just what was on my mind, and, as it is written about an altar stone; that one ought not to put a tool on it, to shape it otherwise he would pollute it, I also pointed out how inacceptable having The Holy Spirit in my life would be...amomg other things.
Such as the fact that I had NOT been looking for a wife, but now THIS little woman was constantly checking up on me, and thought I was that INTO her when all I did was take pity on her the first time I saw her, and NOW, what with The Holy Spirit muddying the waters and all, I would either have to leave her to a bleak life...since I do not love her, or spend an inordinate amount of time trying to get her to see that I can not have anything to do with her daughter, because the stupid ex of hers will be forever laughing at me for being pussy whipped when in effect the fact that she has a daughter means that she was pulling the strings behind the scenes even when they were married, and the idiot was the one who was pussy whipped, and it is only a matter of pride with me, and pity, that makes me NOT let her go.
I further pointed out that I had in effect found better women, at first glance, than the little woman, and that the only reason I would ever let my pity cause me to take her with me would be if they came along as well, and so, I listed the 10 I had said were The Holy Spirit's mistakes, then also the four mothers, then also...the rest, and these were somehow linked to her, some being famous, some not as well known:
15) A blond woman whom I saw on Friday with an elderly woman, and those sexy black tights things, as they walked towards Pick and Pay in Fish-Hoek, around 10;20am. The woman had her hair in a pony tail.
16)Librarian who when I used to stand before HER and grin, would ask me, "Well, Mr Viceroy, why are you bothering me, what do you want?" and I would reply, "Its your pretty face, and could I have another session?"...Now SHE has a ring, on the wedding finger, and I was just being lighthearted when I spoke...she took it seriously, seriously enough tomake trouble for me when I asked somebody ELSE for extra internet access. Now, it is written, "You shall not commit adultery", and God Himself gave out THAT law, so, I will NOT be an adult, I will remain a juvenile, and take her. It is also written "You shall NOT covet your neighbour's wife, or ass, or anything that belongs to your neighbour", and, since THAT means the women are, from God's view, a man's Possession, and known by longing for the man, then that means that woman is, by rights, mine...something that the little woman I wanted to show the truth of things NEVER got.
17) This young chick who was on the train with me last summer, who got off at Simonstown and when I went to the beach, she lay down on the beach as well, and, as I was passing her, she "involuntarily" opened her legs...body language saying something opposite to what I expected; that when woman is lying on the beach with a bikini top and blue underwear, if a man passes in fron of her she will CLOSE her legs,... so she comes too.
18) talking of summer, she is famous for having somebody NEVER forgetting what she did a previous summer, twice, and now SHE hears Ghost whispering... .
19)This one, on the other hand, actually starred as The person with a face that launched numerous ships with fifty men each in it, although it turned out that it was only to save face... .
20) when the little woman tried to get me to back off, she told me she had found a substitute, bringing to mind the words of Gregory Isaacs song, "Substitute", "Susan told me to leave since she is a woman who is cute/ All of a sudden she said, how that she had found a substitute", so, she is, to me, "suddenly Susan, and unlike Isaacs, who Biblically meant "the one who laughs", this is NO joke.
21)This one is the best among women for bashing a ball with her hands, and making no racket, and she does tower above most men, even me, yet this Mary is NOT the mother of The Lamb of God...
22)Change the last letter of her first name and she will become The First Ever Woman, and there is two more letters to "a mend"
23)She was NOT talking about how, "I thought that I could take it but that I dont know/ You told me you were gonna leave her for me a long time ago" and she was told, "Eventually I will but I just wanna take it slow, dont wanna break her heart although I gotta let her go...", Well, I do not intend to let her go, so better broken than forsaken...
24)When told that three quarters of all relationships formed under pressure never lasted, she said "Ok, we will base it on sex then", the first sensible thing I ever heard from a woman.
25) She has a name like candy, with ice, which is nice, although I worry about her feminine leanings to the left, and she is a mother, with an even younger daughter than the little woman, but I would rather she was first, because I have seen her, and she is definitely struggling, and I AM acquainted with her mother, and,to quote King Julian in Madagascar, I have decided to build my palace there, and so, she must relocate the riffraff, and fill up the holes.
THEN, there is my beef with Obama, and I would NOT really be able to live it down if NOTHING was done about it...I want The US$500m
Any way, those were the issues I had that kept me awake all of Friday Night till Saturday dawn, and when the sun came up, I signed off, and waited on God to have His say, and as, one can imagine, I was not really hopeful, since all I was was just angry, and saw no real light in this unending tunnel, and I was really downcast...something which lasted till just after midday, because THEN, I saw this woman that made me look up to God again and say, "WOW!!! . Father, I HOPE You are saying what I Hope You are saying because THAT is the Ultimate woman RIGHT THERE!"
And He was.
God, you see, does not want sacrifice, but steadfast love, and while He did not reject the fact that I would have to be tied down with these 25 women, He also realised that I needed somebody OF MY OWN, someone to walk around with me, someone to make me happy, a special possession of my very own, someone I will have as my very own assistant, a tonic, a laxative, someone I would be very happy to wake up with every morning. Of course I would help these other women, materially and all that, releasing them from financial burdens and all that, but I needed something to make me get up and go, ad SHE was it...
She was lying on the beach in Simonstown, and funny enough the first thing I noticed was the fact that as she lay on her back her breasts, showing beneath her white (with black markings) top were perfect. Not minuscule, and not too large, and she was reading this book called "Shopaholic girl" with her head to one side so I did not get to see whather face was like, and all I saw was that she had raven black hair, NOT the bleached type that shows wear. I passed her by, and came again for another look.This time she lay on her back, and I was interested in her face, but saw her behind instead. Remember I said that the divorced woman was the sexiest thing I had seen. She was upsttaged by this girl, because it was only then that I discovered she was wearing the black thingy too, them whatchimacallums which seem painted on to women, revealing everything while giving nothing away. On a scale of one to ten she was a flat out 15!
Then I came by AGAIN, and got to see her face, and I was floored, and THIS time I was impressed, because she was everything I wanted, and I said, "God, HER! and I am good to go".
So, well, that is how it is. The Holy Spirit is my enemy, not my friend, and we will slug it out in the coming years till He gives in, because, you see, I do not know how to back down. Fortunately, I will DO nothing, except show the facts, and that means I will leave no lasting legacy, nor will I leave anything of mine behind.
By the time I am done, everyone will KNOW that God is not only real, but only He is worth worship.
So prepare for academic war, or virtual war, whichever!!!
