I have wanted to do this for a long time... pull the rug from off everyone and start laughing, so, since I have no excuse NOT to, here goes:
God said, "Remember the law of my servant Moses, which I gave to Him on mount Horeb for all Israel..."
The Ten commandments, yes?
Now, before I blast everyone away, let us look at the word, "remember", and focus on it. One could say that God was saying, "consider" it, and of course, the two words that form both re-member and con-side-r both point to taking 'a part'... participate, or, reflect on it...like why to MOSES, for ALL Israel?
Law given to ONE person for a whole nation!
The same person that, when Miriam and Aaron were upset when he took a foreign wife, and said that God did also SPEAK through them, was defended by God Himself Who said:
"When there is a prophet among you, I speak to him in dark speech... but that is not so of My servant Moses who is faithful in all My house... with him I speak face to face, like a man speaks to his friend".
I will note in passing that though both Miriam and Aaron rose up against Moses, it was the... woman... that had the leprosy thing and had to spend a week outside the camp [What is it with women and the 'me-too' effect?]
Now, while you ponder on the statement God made to His servant who looked after His property, let me hit you all with a broadside...
God gave me fifteen years ... to set MY house in order... meaning to assume absolute CONTROL over MY affairs, and I want you to note something He caused to be said that had nothing to do DIRECTLY with Him...Unto us a child is born, and a son is given, and the government will be upon his shoulders
and he will be called
Wonderful Counsellor [speaking amazing things]
Almighty God [do you see God sort of NOT being in the picture there, and my ...companion?]
Everlasting Father (now, how does a person become a father? does it not mean a mother and child, childs involved...ha ha!)
Prince of Peace [hey by the time I am done there WILL be peace in the land!]
and of the increase of his government there will be no end.
Now, who really wants to dispute THIS?
Of course, God may not be VISIBLY involved, but then, in HIM we live and move and have our being, and, as He said to me,
existence exists in Him
and to the ONE who sees will go the crown.
Since the ONLY one I see is Him, and that everything is His, and I want nothing if He is not in total control... not being able to cope with life all on my own... I think I can say that,
suckers, the crown is taken... by me!
Now, since only fools like the holy spirit and christ speak ambiguously, hedging their bets because they are not in total control, I have to explain about the
everlasting father, bit!
Because, you see, I was not even aware of what it all meant till I met up with Nicky?, her sister and her mother, and only stopped struggling with it when I accepted that the mother was smashing looking, and not at all...old... and, lets face it, it is every man's fantasy to have the mother and the gorgeous daughters.
AND, it would be quite a bit of...justice... to have to deny Michelle her wishes about me being a surrogate father to her child by having her friend and friend's mother, and also seperating her from her boyfriend, whom, for reasons I will not get into but which she and I both know, she was refusing...the more intimate things... and again, I would not know it if One Who has my back did not watch out for me, because I am a sucker for attention, and although Michelle is not what I would call pretty, I was nevertheless tied up a bit by her, even though I knew what she was doing, since I had this thing about pity.
Thank God for His watchfulness!
As for the little woman:
this should explain to her what I mean.
God said, "Remember the law of my servant Moses, which I gave to Him on mount Horeb for all Israel..."
The Ten commandments, yes?
Now, before I blast everyone away, let us look at the word, "remember", and focus on it. One could say that God was saying, "consider" it, and of course, the two words that form both re-member and con-side-r both point to taking 'a part'... participate, or, reflect on it...like why to MOSES, for ALL Israel?
Law given to ONE person for a whole nation!
The same person that, when Miriam and Aaron were upset when he took a foreign wife, and said that God did also SPEAK through them, was defended by God Himself Who said:
"When there is a prophet among you, I speak to him in dark speech... but that is not so of My servant Moses who is faithful in all My house... with him I speak face to face, like a man speaks to his friend".
I will note in passing that though both Miriam and Aaron rose up against Moses, it was the... woman... that had the leprosy thing and had to spend a week outside the camp [What is it with women and the 'me-too' effect?]
Now, while you ponder on the statement God made to His servant who looked after His property, let me hit you all with a broadside...
God gave me fifteen years ... to set MY house in order... meaning to assume absolute CONTROL over MY affairs, and I want you to note something He caused to be said that had nothing to do DIRECTLY with Him...Unto us a child is born, and a son is given, and the government will be upon his shoulders
and he will be called
Wonderful Counsellor [speaking amazing things]
Almighty God [do you see God sort of NOT being in the picture there, and my ...companion?]
Everlasting Father (now, how does a person become a father? does it not mean a mother and child, childs involved...ha ha!)
Prince of Peace [hey by the time I am done there WILL be peace in the land!]
and of the increase of his government there will be no end.
Now, who really wants to dispute THIS?
Of course, God may not be VISIBLY involved, but then, in HIM we live and move and have our being, and, as He said to me,
existence exists in Him
and to the ONE who sees will go the crown.
Since the ONLY one I see is Him, and that everything is His, and I want nothing if He is not in total control... not being able to cope with life all on my own... I think I can say that,
suckers, the crown is taken... by me!
Now, since only fools like the holy spirit and christ speak ambiguously, hedging their bets because they are not in total control, I have to explain about the
everlasting father, bit!
Because, you see, I was not even aware of what it all meant till I met up with Nicky?, her sister and her mother, and only stopped struggling with it when I accepted that the mother was smashing looking, and not at all...old... and, lets face it, it is every man's fantasy to have the mother and the gorgeous daughters.
AND, it would be quite a bit of...justice... to have to deny Michelle her wishes about me being a surrogate father to her child by having her friend and friend's mother, and also seperating her from her boyfriend, whom, for reasons I will not get into but which she and I both know, she was refusing...the more intimate things... and again, I would not know it if One Who has my back did not watch out for me, because I am a sucker for attention, and although Michelle is not what I would call pretty, I was nevertheless tied up a bit by her, even though I knew what she was doing, since I had this thing about pity.
Thank God for His watchfulness!
As for the little woman:
