There is no way I can summon women to me without breaking their minds and causing serious, violent damage to the nervous systems, so, the only way I can get these gems to myself is to first announce my "lordship"... and THEN use the media attention to get my blogspot on centre stage, and THEN the women will be able to pick themselves out of the line-up, and THEN come to see me.
So, what comes first, and THAT tomorrow, is, of course:
Well, there is nothing else for it.
And please, do me a favour...
Do not anger me by trying to either villify me or victimise my enemies. If a single person is in any way harmed that I do not like and have mentioned, then whoever does the deed will wish he or she had been dead a million times before I am done with him or her.
In fact, I will have Mugabe treat my mother and father like white elephants...!
Now THAT is proper right conduct!
