Wednesday, 16 May 2012

Just so that you NEVER get complacent...here's a newsflash!

Hot off the press!

Remember I said that I was going to be doing just the basics, and that I would only have to take the other things like the age of the earth and the origins of the species stage by stage?


Well, I have had second thoughts, and I would be BORED having to do the same thing over an over again and every time I felt people were ripe for some more change: having to come and assemble the 'elite' academics and teach them to teach you all just what they SHOULD have taught you all anyway, at the beginning... and as I do not like people all that much to begin with, and words are BORING, I have decided THIS!

 My lecture is going to include EVERYTHING about not only the basics which are wrong in mathematics, but everything like biology [classification of animals, human/animal relationships], chemistry [atomic structure, bonding, phase equilibria, et.c.],applied mathematics, physics [of course!], which means I am into a ONE-OFF, system overhaul of the academic scene, and because I hate travelling about, I will make part of the stipulation be that I get myself a remote island with its own power system, continuous internet access and the right to travel as and when I want to wherever as part of my research into stuff like finding the cure for HIV/ AIDS.

Do not worry, my forays into the world of fellow humans will be few and far between, but as I hate restrictions I would like it understood that I am not to be questioned about my comings and goings.

So,yeah, it begins with numbers, then branches into everything else, and for a cheap US$250m, I mean, come on, you ought to be pleased that finally EVERYTHING that is taught is going to make sense, and there will no longer be the schizophrenia that is associated with learning nowadays!

  WARNING: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Not only is it for real, and LIVE, but that there pitcher, above, is a hammer! yes siree, right indeedie!