Saturday, 30 June 2012

This may sound silly...

...but its true.
 I was going over these things with the numbers and stuff simply because I wanted to find out what this vision of the spoon with the words
"those who dwelt in darkness" meant.

It was silver, you see, and when I worked out that silver jubilee meant 25 years, I tried it out with "number of women"but got to 27 instead of 25; then "25th day?"where I specified I would like to be left alone, but it was not quite right, then money, "US$2.5b", till, of course , I had to admit the biblical connotations:
Isaiah 9:2 "Those who dwelt in darkness have seen a great light..."

The silver spoon is a "princely birth", maybe a pun on the day Christ is celebrated as being born,[Isaiah 9:6-7] "For to us a child is born,to us a son is given, and the government will be up on his shoulders, and he will be called wonderful Counselor, Almighty God,Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.Of the greatness of his government and peace there will be no end. He will reign on David's throne, and over his kingdom, establishing and upholding it, with righteousness and justice, from that time and forever.
The zeal of The LORD Almighty will accomplish this"
Of course, every "Christian" knows that this alluded to Christ, who  was "meant" to sit on the throne of David, as his descendant, right?

It almost makes sense, if you factor out the fact that only God is Lord, which makes the statement above one to be taken very seriously, because of the obvious pitfall: that anyone who says he is king goes directly against God.
Which is where the "lord" Jesus Christ fell, because he did not understand the implications of the word, "child", and even when he called himself the son of man, he knew nothing about being a son among men, and never actually taking matters into his own hands and being a "man among men"..which is where the whole issue hangs.

Because, no two ways about it, God is jealous of His sovereignity, and He alone is king, and speaking of sitting someone on David's throne is putting someone "after His own heart" in the position of "leadership" that the person may lead people to God, not to himself...which is what Christ did not grasp when he automatically assumed that he was the rightful heir, and started acting all lordly and "forgiving sins" and all that when he walked this earth.

Anyway, this is about me, and my butting my head into every crevice to do anything else BUT acknowledge that I, a person born more than 2000 years after God moved the prophets to say these things, actually am THAT person. 

Frankly, I hate the spotlight, true, and I was thinking, 27 women, isn't that CRAZY? I mean, one woman is one too much, and all that, but 27? 
So, all night I was going, "OK, I will settle for showing people to You God, but all those women, hell no, I can not stand that. I will need to be up every night all night cahsing after women to satisfy them and I like not even one of them!
Women are all liars...every single one of them, and I have studied them and come to the conclusion that not a single one of them is to be trusted. I would throttle the one who tried to be my "one and only" because every single word to come out of her mouth would be usable against her. 
Find me one girl who stands true to her "man" and I will be silent. Every woman wants to be the centre of a man's universe, and just this morning I was thinking:, so, I squeeze the money out of people and I am a billionaire, and I am going about trying to show that God created the world as and when He said He did, and I am sitting at a computer termianl trying to create a 3D view of what the earth possible was like and a woman comes up and asks me whether I think her hair looks OK. I mean, who would care about how her hair looks? What about what I am doing? Would that mean nothing?
So, I had decided to be single and solo, when I realised that making money meant pleasing my mom, and doing that would make it seem like I might have dragged my feet all along but I lived for her anyway. So, I decided to come up with a list of 10 women that I will take with me, and use these as a constant reminder to both themselves and my mother that I rate none of them highly anyway, but I only do this as a concession, and woe betide anyone who thinks she matters so much she wants to interfere with what I do, or with my thing with God.
1)Michelle. Obviously, the woman is crazy about me. Actually, if i left her she would probably sicken and die, and she knows it and now she knows that I know it. 
2)This librarian chick. To keep number 1 down to earth, and not puffed up
3)Ex- librarian chick, for the same reasons , and because she seems to care.
4)The girl by the beach with the blue panties, the tanned girl. Yeah, last summer.
5)This may sound crazy, but hey, the girl who starred in "I still know what you did last summer"? her too!
6)The nurse at Victoria hospital. She deserves a break.
7)The blonde chick with the cleft chin I saw on the 26th of May as she walked to the building next to the library, the one I said was all in black with the red lipstick?
8)The girl on facebook, the one with whose "friend" I had a beef and whose ass I liked and I told her I have decided to make her mine? her too.
9) This other chick who came from the country beneath sea level and whom, when I told her about myn work referred me to a book called "The loneliness of primes". I liked her calves.
10)The girl at the library with the glasses. The single mom.
Ten women. I think I can stand those...no more!